January 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm (life)
I just ate a protein bar because I haven’t eaten anything all day except for a bottle of Gatorade and a few spoonfuls of chili. It’s probably good to eat before you exercise, right?
I only got like two hours of sleep lastnight.
It’s amazing the effect that certain information has on your ability to eat and sleep. Information like your husband left you for another woman…
Yep, that’s right folks. He didn’t just leave me. He left me for somebody else!
I have spoken to two attorneys today.
Huzzah for attorneys!
January 5, 2009 at 11:08 am (life)
I filled out like a dozen online apps yesterday, and who do I get a call back from first thing this morning?
My Grandmother’s all-time-end-of-story-no-questions-asked FAVORITE store ever.
I applied for a position called Loss Prevention something-or-other, which I assume means I’ll be running around with a toolbelt and a walkie-talkie, looking official and tackling shoplifters…which is fine, considering it’s probably a FULL-TIME JOB AND A STEADY PAYCHECK AND AS LONG AS I HAVE THOSE TWO THINGS I DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT MY JOB IS. (Wendy’s had an ad for shift manager. I hate fast food, but I would apply for that… )
My Grandma put in a good word for me at KMart, and I’m driving my Grandpa’s old truck.
So thank you, Grandma and Grandpa. You really came through for me. Too bad you’re dead. Too bad the only members of my family to come through for me are DEAD.
Two more weeks at the high school, still not getting a paycheck, and then I’m GONE.
And good riddance! Pay your teachers, for God’s sake!