LET THE COMPLAINING BEGIN
I had a poopy day!
This morning I woke up, feeling fine, but with about twenty thousand spider bites on my legs.
I took a shower, got dressed to go to my first day of the fall semester, and on my way out, one of the dogs slobbered a giant drooly goober on my right pantleg. Ew.
I left for my first day of Calculus, only to look back and see DH’s uniform hanging from a hook in the back of the Honda. I turned around and dropped it off at the house. By the time I got to campus, I had about five minutes to get to class.
There were no parking spots within a half mile of the school. It’s raining buckets.
I went to the wrong building.
When I finally get to class, I am SO late. And wet. And sweaty. Mostly embarrassed.
Prof asks us to get out our books. (DH picked up my books for me last week) Everyone has a brown Calculus book. I have a green Calculus book. Why do I have a green Calculus book?????? Gah!!!
Class lets out, I have to go to the Bursar’s office and pick up my check. The line is seven miles long.
I leave school, realize that I am late for my dentist appointment. I pick up the phone to call, and beep, it dies because the battery is dead. Why is the battery dead? Because the car charger that WAS in my car is now in the OTHER car because I drove it to work this weekend. Why did I put it in the other car? Because there is only ONE CAR CHARGER because DH lost and/or broke the other one. I can’t remember. All I know is that one of them is gone.
I get to the dentist’s office, where they are very nice about my lateness, and still allow me to have some dentistry done.
My day starts looking up.
I love this dentist. Take note, folks. I was so relaxed, I almost fell asleep. Seriously. I’m totally serious here. RELAXED. SLEEPY. DAAAAYYYUUUMMMM.
I also love having my teeth cleaned. They feel so wonderful and shiny afterwards, and the assistants are always so nice!
Done at the dentist’s office, off to work? No, it’s lunchtime!
But I need a haircut. There is a 30 minute wait, so I go to Panera and eat some salad and soup.
(OMG I’m watching “The Breakup” right now and bawling my eyes out SO SAD OMG!!)
After lunch, haircut time. Short cut, nice and easy! I hate getting my hair cut in the middle of the day, though, because I end up with hair all over my face/body/shirt.
Off to work. Stay at work for a bit, head home. Call DH, he wants beer. I stop at the movie place and pick up some movies (hence my current sob-fest), then off to the liquor store and get three kinds of beer. THREE!!
(Just a note: if you haven’t seen “The Breakup” yet, GO RENT IT. AND FOR GOD’S SAKE BRING A FREAKIN’ BOX OF TISSUES.)
Anyways, I came home tonight to a DH who was in a bad mood, and it was just not pleasant. I think he is in a bad mood because I was in a bad mood all weekend from having to work ALL FREAKING NIGHT FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW. I was tired, and grumpy, and I don’t think it’s fair because when HE’S in a bad mood, I just ignore him. I hope he is in a better mood tomorrow. He did manage to do all of the laundry, clean the bathroom, wash the dishes, vacuum, and change the sheets on the bed while I was away. And that’s only the stuff that I know about… The house is nice and labor-free for me.
I have to go to school tomorrow again to return the green Calculus book and purchase the proper BROWN one so that I can study before Wednesday’s class. I am also going to stop by work and make sure my replacement is doing ok.
I’m going to go play World of Warcraft. Yar!